1 00:00:14,555 --> 00:00:16,415 Well its 1935 or there abouts 2 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:19,516 It was bombed during the war, and patched up with plasticine and blu-tack 3 00:00:19,617 --> 00:00:23,617 The interior guttering is a unique feature, which is eh...caused by the raging damp 4 00:00:23,618 --> 00:00:27,617 But Latimer and Haines are supplying windscreen wipers for your television set 5 00:00:28,218 --> 00:00:31,918 You've got Otter traps in the cellar, and a free aqualung course at the local 'tec college 6 00:00:31,919 --> 00:00:37,058 Well I'm not saying its damp of course. But if the water levels rise anymore you could find yourself selling a house boat in a couple of years 7 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,820 Are you trying to tell us there is a problem with the damp? 8 00:00:39,821 --> 00:00:43,321 No what I'm really trying to say sir is that this is the best house i have ever sold 9 00:00:43,922 --> 00:00:48,321 I mean I dont need to do a hard sell from this, look at it, its terrific 10 00:00:48,322 --> 00:00:49,922 I`ll tell you what I`ll do 11 00:00:49,923 --> 00:00:53,923 I`ll let you in and you can have a look round on your own and what? I`ll come back in about fifteen minutes, Ok? 12 00:00:53,924 --> 00:00:58,323 I tell you, if this house don't sell itself, I'm a monkeys uncle 13 00:01:15,623 --> 00:01:21,822 *When the moon hits your eye like a big-a pizza pie, thats amore* 14 00:01:23,723 --> 00:01:30,722 *When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore* 15 00:01:31,523 --> 00:01:39,623 *Bells'll ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling and you'll sing "Vita bella"* 16 00:01:41,024 --> 00:01:46,823 *Hearts'll play tippi-tippi-tay, tippi-tippi-tay, like a gay tarantella* 17 00:01:48,624 --> 00:01:54,523 *When the stars make you drool just-a like pasta fazool, that's amore* 18 00:01:57,523 --> 00:02:03,923 *When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet, you're in love* 19 00:02:05,724 --> 00:02:12,224 *When you walk in a dream but you know you're not dreamin', signore* 20 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:20,324 *'scusa me, but you see, back in old Napoli, that's amore* 21 00:02:37,223 --> 00:02:44,023 *Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-lingting-a-ling-a-ling And you'll sing "Vita bella"* 22 00:02:45,224 --> 00:02:52,023 *Hearts will play tippi-tippi-tay, tippi-tippi-tay, like a gay tarantella* 23 00:02:53,024 --> 00:03:00,023 *When the stars make you drool just like pasta fazool, that's amore* 24 00:03:01,624 --> 00:03:07,924 *When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet, you're in love* 25 00:03:10,124 --> 00:03:17,024 *When you walk in a dream but you know you're not dreaming, signore* 26 00:03:19,525 --> 00:03:26,124 *'scusa me, but you see, back in old Napoli, that's amore* 27 00:03:28,025 --> 00:03:33,095 Go on, go on my son, go on, go for it 28 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:40,725 Yeah, hit the bugger. Fuck you. 29 00:03:41,026 --> 00:03:42,026 Wankers 30 00:03:42,125 --> 00:03:43,925 Wankers 31 00:03:50,826 --> 00:03:52,226 Tossers 32 00:04:06,325 --> 00:04:09,125 I.C.C. I.C.C. I.C.C. 33 00:04:09,326 --> 00:04:11,726 I.C.C. I.C.C. I.C.C. 34 00:04:12,427 --> 00:04:14,927 I.C.C. I.C.C. 35 00:04:15,027 --> 00:04:17,127 Transgressed the unwritten law this has 36 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:23,128 Can you do anything with those scratches? 37 00:04:24,029 --> 00:04:24,729 Sorry boss 38 00:04:27,629 --> 00:04:28,729 Ta 39 00:04:32,630 --> 00:04:34,030 It's not on, this, y'know Bex 40 00:04:34,031 --> 00:04:35,531 It's all in hand Nunk 41 00:04:43,956 --> 00:04:44,774 Ta-ra 42 00:04:44,776 --> 00:04:46,056 See ya later 43 00:04:52,674 --> 00:04:54,430 That is well out of order 44 00:04:54,431 --> 00:05:00,630 You don't let people treat you like shit, I learned that in the army You sort it out there and then otherwise they'll shit on you every other minute of the day 45 00:05:00,632 --> 00:05:01,632 Well you tell him then 46 00:05:02,041 --> 00:05:03,645 Don't you worry, I'll sort Bexy out 47 00:05:10,517 --> 00:05:13,018 Very funny son, very funny 48 00:05:14,265 --> 00:05:15,619 Alright hold it, hold it down, hold it down 49 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:17,991 What you having girls? Heart attack if you're paying shorty 50 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:21,481 Got him Shut up, now do you want to try the tactful approach or are you tired of living? 51 00:05:21,502 --> 00:05:24,017 Well I'll have a pint of Drambuie if you're flush Aitch 52 00:05:24,437 --> 00:05:29,195 Flush? Me? Look at me wodge, I got loads of money, loads of money 53 00:05:29,273 --> 00:05:30,520 Give us some of that money mate 54 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:34,054 Oi, did you find anything interesting when you were crawling up around Bexys anal passage? 55 00:05:34,170 --> 00:05:36,152 Nah, only your rasta cat man 56 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:38,407 Bluud klatt, me wonder where me leave that thing y'know 57 00:05:38,494 --> 00:05:41,307 Where's me boy, oi Nocka, Nocka come on 58 00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:42,553 Alright, what you having? 59 00:05:42,802 --> 00:05:43,554 Vodka and Tonic 60 00:05:43,679 --> 00:05:44,555 What you want Snowy? 61 00:05:44,556 --> 00:05:46,201 Hey, I`ll have a Babychamp 62 00:05:46,303 --> 00:05:47,707 Right, thats three Lager Tops 63 00:05:47,708 --> 00:05:49,344 What do you want JC? -Lager 64 00:05:49,923 --> 00:05:51,403 Trig? Snakebite Aitch 65 00:05:51,998 --> 00:05:53,680 and a Snakebite for Rambo 66 00:05:55,309 --> 00:05:56,703 Hey hold up look 67 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:58,704 I had to bring me girlfriend 68 00:06:01,659 --> 00:06:02,761 Come on girls, give us a flash 69 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:04,718 Come on boys get a load of this 70 00:06:06,694 --> 00:06:08,433 We are cheeky girls 71 00:06:09,632 --> 00:06:15,769 Get your tits out, get your tits out, get your tits out for the boys 72 00:06:15,770 --> 00:06:18,650 Get your tits out for the boys 73 00:06:18,651 --> 00:06:19,651 Oi 74 00:06:19,776 --> 00:06:21,075 You wanna T-Cut that 75 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:23,061 Dont be bleeding stupid 76 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,381 Nah, rub it down first should be alright 77 00:06:26,008 --> 00:06:28,402 I dont believe you sometimes, it needs a new skin that does 78 00:06:28,503 --> 00:06:30,364 Oh, like spending money do you son? 79 00:06:30,365 --> 00:06:32,065 Yeah well when you've got it Dad 80 00:06:32,168 --> 00:06:35,765 Yeah well I hope you gave him a bloody good kicking thats all I can say 81 00:06:35,798 --> 00:06:37,020 Nah I'm just going to forget it 82 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:42,452 If I was you I would go round his gaff and pour break fluid all over his paint work, see how that goes down 83 00:06:42,951 --> 00:06:46,409 Dad I know what I'm doing, I've got me reasons, alright, shut up 84 00:06:47,558 --> 00:06:48,390 Darling 85 00:06:48,628 --> 00:06:49,379 Beloved 86 00:06:49,479 --> 00:06:53,833 When one has finished making love to the car, does one wish to carve or not 87 00:06:53,933 --> 00:06:57,509 Well one would but ones got turps all over ones hands 88 00:06:57,610 --> 00:06:58,510 Super 89 00:07:11,981 --> 00:07:13,981 Cheer up Dad 90 00:07:24,822 --> 00:07:26,513 You alright Yes he is 91 00:07:27,121 --> 00:07:28,295 Hello babes 92 00:07:28,521 --> 00:07:29,296 Hello darling 93 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:37,660 Why don't we let them take Sammy down the park for a bit 94 00:07:38,021 --> 00:07:39,756 What, let my mum stuff him full of sweets 95 00:07:39,972 --> 00:07:42,026 Well that's what Grandparents are supposed to do, isn't it 96 00:07:42,126 --> 00:07:42,778 Yeah one or two 97 00:07:42,813 --> 00:07:46,969 but the rate the old girl stuffs them down his neck, I'm surprised shes got time to take them out the bleeding packet 98 00:07:46,970 --> 00:07:50,642 Oh well it was just an idea 99 00:07:51,896 --> 00:07:55,558 I thought I might let you stick your willy up me 100 00:07:57,261 --> 00:07:59,625 That's a nice idea, isn't it 101 00:08:00,726 --> 00:08:03,318 Have you got any drawers on 102 00:08:03,806 --> 00:08:06,704 Oh blimey, suspenders 103 00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:11,922 Hello Bill, you seen the motor 104 00:08:12,216 --> 00:08:13,073 Bexy 105 00:08:13,457 --> 00:08:16,667 Oh Trig you bastard, this aint the bleeding boozer you know 106 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:21,304 You got your Inlaws playing in the garden, I didn't expect to find you having it off in the living room, did I 107 00:08:21,371 --> 00:08:23,225 We were not having it off 108 00:08:30,916 --> 00:08:31,756 What you want anyway 109 00:08:32,101 --> 00:08:34,016 We gotta do him Bexy, tonight 110 00:08:34,839 --> 00:08:37,459 You can't let people treat you like shit 111 00:08:37,494 --> 00:08:39,092 Alright Trig mate, calm down 112 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:40,365 Well look at it 113 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,743 I've been looking at it, I've seen it mate 114 00:08:42,744 --> 00:08:44,559 That is well out of order 115 00:08:44,823 --> 00:08:48,496 Trigger, Trigger, look at me son, look at me 116 00:08:48,630 --> 00:08:51,201 Do I look concerned 117 00:08:51,421 --> 00:08:53,531 No you don't, you should 118 00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:55,621 Its all in hand mate 119 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,446 now cool out guy y'know 120 00:08:57,447 --> 00:08:59,024 heart attack time 121 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:09,009 Well ta-ta then 122 00:09:11,911 --> 00:09:14,566 A cup of tea would of been nice 123 00:09:15,616 --> 00:09:16,585 Give my love to your mum 124 00:09:46,355 --> 00:09:48,186 Have you brought his nappy with you 125 00:09:48,427 --> 00:09:51,479 Nah we can't get them, the Buccaneers must of used them all up 126 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:52,567 Piss off 127 00:09:54,215 --> 00:09:56,267 Shut up, shut your mouth 128 00:09:56,602 --> 00:10:03,334 Listen, we aint been in Europe for three years, right In two weeks time there's going to be half of Europe waiting in Germany for us 129 00:10:03,383 --> 00:10:04,383 So 130 00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:07,005 Oh no reason Oboe you leery prat 131 00:10:08,645 --> 00:10:10,231 Is, Is there anyone in 132 00:10:10,502 --> 00:10:13,207 Look I know they don't cover It in the Beano, so I'll tell you what's been happening 133 00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:14,208 I've seen it 134 00:10:14,528 --> 00:10:17,976 There's over 4,000 Dutch booked in for Germany for a start 135 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:20,344 4.000 Oboe you micro moron 136 00:10:20,955 --> 00:10:23,841 This is not a bunch of tulip growers on a day trip to the Munich beer festival 137 00:10:23,842 --> 00:10:28,753 These geezers are coming tooled up, and 12 car workers from Birmingham with their brains in their right hand aint gonna do nothing 138 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:33,003 If we sell them a British car the poor bastards will be stranded there for life 139 00:10:33,723 --> 00:10:35,068 Listen, listen 140 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:38,653 If we don't stick together they're going to have us on our toes before we even get off the Harwich Ferry 141 00:10:38,654 --> 00:10:40,926 Sounds like your'e running scared already Bexy boy 142 00:10:42,886 --> 00:10:43,920 That's funny 143 00:10:44,329 --> 00:10:46,212 Dumb animals aren't supposed to speak, are they 144 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,286 Animal I might be, dumb I ain't 145 00:10:48,387 --> 00:10:49,286 Did you win this morning 146 00:10:49,829 --> 00:10:51,770 I always win Yeti, you should know that by now 147 00:10:51,771 --> 00:10:52,771 Thats funny, it didn't look like it to me 148 00:10:53,994 --> 00:10:59,255 It looked like we walked into your back yard and tinted your windscreen and nobody lifted a finger 149 00:11:02,799 --> 00:11:04,524 What are you two slags going on about 150 00:11:05,269 --> 00:11:10,148 Our friend from the Bucaneers here thinks that driving a car across a football pitch at 50 mph means he's had a result 151 00:11:10,149 --> 00:11:11,685 Shows imagination though, don't it 152 00:11:11,686 --> 00:11:12,901 Yeah well I suppose it would to you Yeti 153 00:11:12,902 --> 00:11:16,943 I mean when you've got the intellectual capacity of a lump of jelly I should think anything shows imagination, don't you 154 00:11:18,402 --> 00:11:22,168 Are you two slags going to bitch all night, 'cause we got a train to catch, ok 155 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:25,821 Now are you going to tell us about this mega plan of yours or what 156 00:11:25,933 --> 00:11:29,559 It's simple Oboe, even you and Snow White might get the drift 157 00:11:29,999 --> 00:11:32,235 If we don't stick together they're going to trample all over us 158 00:11:32,236 --> 00:11:33,655 Told you, he's running scared 159 00:11:33,656 --> 00:11:36,283 Am I wasting my time here or what 160 00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:39,098 Look, I'm recruiting for a national firm, do you want in or what 161 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:42,058 and don't tell me, you want to be top girl 162 00:11:43,631 --> 00:11:48,392 There you are Oboe, I told you it was simple enough for you to grasp, who's a clever little girl then 163 00:11:48,688 --> 00:11:54,082 Oh you make me sick you cockneys, always think you've got the right to run things 164 00:11:56,363 --> 00:11:59,597 Nah nah nah, you couldn't run a piss up in a brewery 165 00:11:59,687 --> 00:12:01,805 You're a joke, I'm off 166 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,896 Oh what's a matter love, getting too late for you is it 167 00:12:04,061 --> 00:12:07,155 Here Nunk, ring room service and get Oboe his warm milk, it's well past his bedtime 168 00:12:07,553 --> 00:12:09,619 I aint following a bunch of thumb suckers 169 00:12:09,654 --> 00:12:14,038 You want to run a national firm friend you put your arse in gear behind us, right 170 00:12:14,246 --> 00:12:18,168 Oh what with your track record you'd need an A to Z to find a bog 171 00:12:19,412 --> 00:12:21,537 Well at least I wont be on it all night shitting meself 172 00:12:22,525 --> 00:12:27,491 Listen this is a fact right, past 2 seasons right, we have rumbled everyone in here 173 00:12:27,675 --> 00:12:29,710 Bollocks , bollocks 174 00:12:33,648 --> 00:12:37,526 Have a look at this Cliffy, we got pigs flying over here 175 00:12:37,630 --> 00:12:42,170 Hold up, alright, look, ten of you, ten of us 176 00:12:42,437 --> 00:12:46,957 You take us out with just the top boys about an then you can take us on tour sunshine 177 00:12:46,958 --> 00:12:48,011 Ditto 178 00:12:48,297 --> 00:12:52,032 Dildo mate, the word is dildo, you are a pair of dildos 179 00:12:54,444 --> 00:12:59,922 Listen friend, if we want to go tulip picking we'll go with me as top boy 180 00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:04,640 and if you want to stop us, then you'll have to come and rumble us 181 00:13:05,059 --> 00:13:05,641 Alright 182 00:13:05,942 --> 00:13:06,642 Alright 183 00:13:07,235 --> 00:13:09,280 and when you two shirt lifters are finished 184 00:13:09,902 --> 00:13:11,373 Well it can come down to us 185 00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:14,087 I'll leave you with the I.C.C. motto 186 00:13:14,268 --> 00:13:16,935 We come in peace, we leave you in pieces 187 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,615 Bollocks 188 00:13:19,704 --> 00:13:21,171 Do you want your spanking now 189 00:13:22,117 --> 00:13:24,041 You, Oboe 190 00:13:24,293 --> 00:13:25,530 Tuesday 191 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:26,831 You 192 00:13:28,551 --> 00:13:29,643 Blondie 193 00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:31,044 Saturday 194 00:13:31,883 --> 00:13:33,862 Look over your shoulders girls 195 00:13:37,301 --> 00:13:40,676 Pieces, pieces, pieces 196 00:13:52,229 --> 00:13:57,758 I.C.C. I.C.C. I.C.C. 197 00:14:08,327 --> 00:14:10,913 Oh ta-ra mate, here, say hello to Gus for me 198 00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:12,313 He owes me a fiver 199 00:14:35,847 --> 00:14:37,571 Is that you Clive 200 00:14:37,731 --> 00:14:39,455 Well I hope so, otherwise your'e being burgled 201 00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:40,661 Do you want a cup of tea love 202 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:41,662 Yeah lovely 203 00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:43,586 Is there any hot water Mum 204 00:14:43,827 --> 00:14:44,587 Yeah 205 00:15:23,311 --> 00:15:27,938 Clive, Sue rang earlier, she wants to know what time you'll be home 206 00:15:27,939 --> 00:15:29,339 Eh about half eight 207 00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:30,340 Alright then 208 00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:24,927 Yeti 209 00:16:30,945 --> 00:16:32,800 Oboe 210 00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:36,129 You on for tommorrow night then? 211 00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:37,704 Oh its a bit short notice isn't it 212 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,550 You'd of found out last night if you'd of turned up 213 00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:41,368 Well I'm very sorry Mr Bissell 214 00:16:41,602 --> 00:16:46,132 But if it comes to a choice between having a drink with a load of hooligans and getting my end away, you come a very poor second chief 215 00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:49,330 Which reminds me, don't forget I was supposed to be with you, right 216 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,189 Oh yeah, how did you get on 217 00:16:51,269 --> 00:16:53,169 Well when I got her out the Light I changed my mind 218 00:16:53,689 --> 00:16:56,254 Ho ho, thats an original way of saying you didn't get anywhere 219 00:16:56,255 --> 00:16:57,661 She was a dog 220 00:16:57,724 --> 00:17:01,474 I'm telling you Bex every woman has the right to be ugly, but this one just abused the priviledge 221 00:17:01,529 --> 00:17:02,475 Yeah well never mind my son 222 00:17:03,332 --> 00:17:07,449 Listen I just might accidentally let my tongue slip if you don't get up a posse for tommorrow night 223 00:17:07,668 --> 00:17:09,803 Yeah alright, I'm in, I'm in 224 00:17:10,245 --> 00:17:12,164 Look I'll take the new motor, right 225 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,654 Yeah 4.30 there 226 00:17:13,746 --> 00:17:14,208 What 227 00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:15,992 Well its an element of surprise isn't it 228 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,700 Ah its alright for you isn't it 229 00:17:17,701 --> 00:17:21,402 You can just pretend you're selling an Arab a garage for fifty grand, I get missed if i do a bunk 230 00:17:21,697 --> 00:17:22,459 Whats a matter with you 231 00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:23,459 Latimer, twelve o'clock, Hythe 232 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:26,604 Yeah bollocks, trouble Simon, I gotta go, see ya there, 4.30 on the dot 233 00:17:27,106 --> 00:17:33,022 We must distinguish I think between the bovver boy, yobbo type hooligans, so representative of the 1970s 234 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,451 and todays more sophisticated, more disciplined hooligans 235 00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:40,682 Most of them have jobs, infact some of them have quite skilled jobs 236 00:17:40,695 --> 00:17:42,820 and quite a comfortable lifestyle 237 00:17:42,821 --> 00:17:45,764 Basically I see it as a kind of search for meaning 238 00:17:45,962 --> 00:17:48,483 An attempt to validate their lives, give it significance 239 00:17:48,929 --> 00:17:51,243 Why don't he just tell them we like hitting people 240 00:17:51,519 --> 00:17:55,074 wank wank wank he's a tosser 241 00:18:05,696 --> 00:18:07,713 Oi, you'll wake the baby up 242 00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:09,537 Sorry Sue, it was Nunky 243 00:18:10,762 --> 00:18:11,928 No it was all of us 244 00:18:11,929 --> 00:18:13,639 Can you turn that down a bit please 245 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:16,556 Yeah its finished anyway, a load of crap 246 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,259 What's happening tommorrow then? 247 00:18:19,101 --> 00:18:23,683 Well you can get yourself over to Simes for about midday, you can go in the car 248 00:18:23,829 --> 00:18:25,617 Oh why can't I come on the train Bex 249 00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:31,346 Because, you are an under 5 and you're not allowed to play on the chuff-chuff 250 00:18:31,490 --> 00:18:36,361 and anyway, you always turn up with no money and muggins here ends up paying for you, that's why 251 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,427 So, you've got to pay for the best boss 252 00:18:39,638 --> 00:18:42,735 Besides, you make the first class carriages look a mess son 253 00:18:43,561 --> 00:18:47,156 How can a man who wears rejects from an oxfam shop have a go at him 254 00:18:47,548 --> 00:18:49,004 Leave it Trigger 255 00:18:49,904 --> 00:18:55,777 Ok, you can come with us, but no jeans, bring your sweets and don't forget your pocket money 256 00:18:55,975 --> 00:18:57,083 Yo! 257 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,008 Is she coming? 258 00:19:05,009 --> 00:19:06,883 Yeah, sure thing boss 259 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,907 No come on Bexy, no Passengers eh 260 00:19:08,908 --> 00:19:10,522 We're taking you aren't we 261 00:19:10,523 --> 00:19:11,782 Piss off 262 00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:14,102 Stunned to the core with another witty reply 263 00:19:14,103 --> 00:19:15,765 You can piss off in all Nunk 264 00:19:15,766 --> 00:19:17,901 Two in a row, how d'you think them up Trig 265 00:19:17,902 --> 00:19:19,402 Oi give it a rest will you, you'll only wake the kid 266 00:19:20,484 --> 00:19:22,717 He'll have it on his toes Bexy, I'm telling you 267 00:19:28,949 --> 00:19:31,711 So you want to go to Europe do you Dominic? 268 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:32,712 Yeah 269 00:19:33,759 --> 00:19:35,293 Yeah, if I can raise the cash 270 00:19:35,723 --> 00:19:37,441 Oh isn't that sweet 271 00:19:45,076 --> 00:19:47,345 You'll have to get bloodied first 272 00:19:49,551 --> 00:19:52,544 You ever been tatooed? 273 00:19:54,336 --> 00:19:55,197 No 274 00:19:56,233 --> 00:19:58,123 Virgin eh? 275 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:03,641 What you looking at? 276 00:20:05,918 --> 00:20:07,272 I can see you 277 00:20:18,477 --> 00:20:19,868 It's alright 278 00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:28,180 We gotta give him the mark, haven't we son 279 00:20:48,771 --> 00:20:52,918 Dominic, I would like you to meet, a very old freind of mine and yours 280 00:20:53,266 --> 00:20:55,564 Put your hands together for 281 00:20:57,275 --> 00:20:58,837 Stanley 282 00:20:59,604 --> 00:21:02,250 Nah, you aint gonna do it with that are you? 283 00:21:02,251 --> 00:21:04,925 Well now, we all had to son 284 00:21:04,926 --> 00:21:08,117 Bet you're glad you brought your brown trousers, int you Dominic 285 00:21:08,118 --> 00:21:09,118 Jesus 286 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,319 He won't help ya 287 00:21:12,933 --> 00:21:15,868 Come one, come on up you get 288 00:21:18,088 --> 00:21:19,092 Get a hold of that 289 00:21:29,530 --> 00:21:30,722 Well go on then 290 00:21:45,535 --> 00:21:46,708 Its poisonous that is 291 00:21:47,962 --> 00:21:51,795 If that gets into your bloodstream you could be dead in the morning 292 00:21:52,957 --> 00:21:57,126 Yeah, you lot are still walking aren't you 293 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:18,761 You plonker 294 00:22:20,968 --> 00:22:24,313 What a wally 295 00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:29,962 What a muppet 296 00:22:30,806 --> 00:22:31,877 You little plonker 297 00:22:31,878 --> 00:22:33,994 Will you shut up 298 00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:36,967 Yeah 299 00:22:38,635 --> 00:22:43,873 and the Duchess of York outshone them all, with an outfit that was easier to admire than to describe 300 00:22:43,874 --> 00:22:47,497 and even to seasoned Royal watchers this was a special occassion 301 00:22:47,498 --> 00:22:48,898 it was the hottest ticket in tinsel town....... 302 00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:49,899 Alright? 303 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,452 Oh there's nothing wrong with us 304 00:22:53,453 --> 00:22:54,352 Is something wrong with him? 305 00:22:54,353 --> 00:22:56,021 Yeah he's still teething isn't he 306 00:22:56,850 --> 00:22:59,176 Oh, are you still teething little darling? 307 00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:01,784 That'll be teeth thats biting on Mummys nipple eggs 308 00:23:02,073 --> 00:23:04,632 Well ive got to have a reserve haven't I ? I mean you're never here to do it 309 00:23:05,201 --> 00:23:10,290 Oh dear, Mummy's being sarcastic again, shall we be witty back? Eh shall we tell her to piss off? 310 00:23:10,773 --> 00:23:11,491 Bex, don't 311 00:23:11,492 --> 00:23:12,492 Shall we tell her piss off? 312 00:23:13,753 --> 00:23:16,182 Lets tell Mumsy to piss off, go on Piss off 313 00:23:16,183 --> 00:23:20,365 Oh Bex, see, oh don't, he's starting to say it now 314 00:23:22,604 --> 00:23:28,057 Anyway I'm glad your pissing off tonight, at least I'll get a bit of peice and quiet that way 315 00:23:28,166 --> 00:23:30,163 What was all the cold shoulder bit for then? Piss off 316 00:23:30,164 --> 00:23:33,401 Don't, don't tell him what Daddy does 317 00:23:34,225 --> 00:23:36,316 and it ain't good for you to get you in my hair all the time, is it 318 00:23:36,617 --> 00:23:38,507 It wouldn't have to be a bleeding miracle 319 00:23:38,508 --> 00:23:40,633 You must think I'm stupid or something 320 00:23:40,634 --> 00:23:43,164 Well if you want the truth or the diplomatic answer 321 00:23:43,165 --> 00:23:44,740 You ain't playing tonight 322 00:23:44,741 --> 00:23:49,297 I never said I was, thats my cheek yeah, I'm screwing Jacinta again 323 00:23:49,998 --> 00:23:51,298 Well I told you 324 00:23:51,897 --> 00:23:56,925 She can't get enough of me, 12 inch willy, working class, some little yuppies dream come true, eh isn't it darling 325 00:23:57,026 --> 00:23:58,225 Well it's a shame I aint a yuppie then isn't it 326 00:23:58,891 --> 00:24:01,066 You're my bit of rough change, aint you 327 00:24:01,558 --> 00:24:06,724 Don't stay out all night will you Nah it's just a quick in an out job this 328 00:24:06,725 --> 00:24:09,628 Oh well whoever she is tell her she's got my sympathys 329 00:24:09,629 --> 00:24:17,370 Oh very funny, Your Mums funny, your Mums funny sunny "innit", give Mum a kiss, goodbye 330 00:24:21,768 --> 00:24:28,712 Give us a kiss, Daddy loves you, Daddy loves you doesn't he 331 00:24:28,747 --> 00:24:33,773 Say Daddy, say Daddy, Daddy 332 00:24:43,688 --> 00:24:45,877 Right I'll see ya Don't be late 333 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:55,050 Look look look look, yeah cunt, yeah look at his face 334 00:24:55,974 --> 00:24:58,027 You forgot to kiss her goodbye Beef Shut up 335 00:24:58,028 --> 00:25:04,498 Here what's all this, what's all what, this, Beefys Mum's a slapper, Beefys Mum's a slapper, Beefys Mum's a slapper, lalalala 336 00:25:04,499 --> 00:25:06,399 Belt up and shut up 337 00:25:09,918 --> 00:25:25,686 Hornchurch boys we are here, we rape your women and we drink your beer, la la la la lalalalala Hornchurch boys are big and strong 338 00:25:28,190 --> 00:25:30,001 Alright mate 339 00:25:30,002 --> 00:25:34,249 Yeah can I have 3 adults and 1 child to Birmingham Yew Street please 340 00:25:38,423 --> 00:25:39,987 That's first class 341 00:25:46,888 --> 00:25:51,501 That's 178 pounds and 50 pence please Sir That'll do nicely thank you 342 00:26:08,637 --> 00:26:10,280 Oh hang about, here's Adolph 343 00:26:10,521 --> 00:26:11,281 Triggsy boy 344 00:26:13,641 --> 00:26:15,778 Yo Alright 345 00:26:16,709 --> 00:26:18,856 I'm off to get a paper, see ya later 346 00:26:19,710 --> 00:26:21,729 I see you brought your boyfreind then Aitchey poo, eh 347 00:26:21,730 --> 00:26:25,500 Well I dont like to leave him at home, he pines for me and scratches the door, know what I mean Triggsy 348 00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:28,303 He's gonna piss off as soon as the ruck starts, y'know that don't ya 349 00:26:28,304 --> 00:26:32,229 Look Triggsy, if it's good enough for you it's good enough for him 350 00:26:33,485 --> 00:26:36,219 You little bastard, I'll have you, I'll have you 351 00:26:39,886 --> 00:26:45,716 Yusef, over here, oi Yusey boy, come on then, come on mate get over here 352 00:26:46,417 --> 00:26:56,028 Come on son, come on boy, come on mate, get down here, over here, what's he got on his head, cor blimey, gogogo, oh what a hero 353 00:27:01,837 --> 00:27:06,532 Where've you been Well I had to go to school "innit", well I didn't want to get into trouble did I 354 00:27:06,533 --> 00:27:08,356 You got your homework with you son 355 00:27:09,638 --> 00:27:10,603 What's this 356 00:27:12,447 --> 00:27:16,799 Celtic...What have we got to do with Scotland son 357 00:27:27,583 --> 00:27:29,078 It's P.M.T. 358 00:27:29,079 --> 00:27:31,843 Well what's that Pre match tension 359 00:28:14,296 --> 00:28:17,775 A cup of tea Got to make this one a quickie lads 360 00:28:17,776 --> 00:28:20,766 It's funny you should say that, yeah go on Beef 361 00:28:22,058 --> 00:28:23,559 It's love 362 00:28:53,796 --> 00:28:55,327 Wankers 363 00:28:56,712 --> 00:28:58,959 Buccaneers 364 00:29:03,590 --> 00:29:05,147 My car 365 00:29:26,788 --> 00:29:28,759 Here it's just up here, We there yet Bex 366 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,229 Yeah we're bang on for Simon alright Where's Simon then mate 367 00:29:33,297 --> 00:29:36,319 How many was there then mate There was 2.............4 368 00:29:48,401 --> 00:29:50,742 Come on Simon, where are you mate 369 00:29:56,019 --> 00:29:56,943 Oboe 370 00:30:33,063 --> 00:30:33,863 Go 371 00:31:31,761 --> 00:31:35,394 It needs stitches does this Bex 372 00:31:37,177 --> 00:31:40,871 Nice of Simon to turn up, wasn't it, eh 373 00:31:41,075 --> 00:31:43,456 He must of got held up 374 00:31:45,213 --> 00:31:48,253 In the traffic I'll hold him up when I see him 375 00:31:54,690 --> 00:31:56,752 Maybe he got a puncture 376 00:32:00,315 --> 00:32:02,676 or something 377 00:33:02,685 --> 00:33:06,284 You want to get that sorted out Yusef, now 378 00:33:07,079 --> 00:33:09,172 Come on Dom 379 00:33:10,671 --> 00:33:14,189 Come on Dom or we'll all get nicked 380 00:33:30,226 --> 00:33:32,526 Come on your own did you 381 00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:35,803 You didn't by any chance come on a train from London did you 382 00:33:37,689 --> 00:33:39,614 Ah hitchhiked yeah 383 00:33:42,202 --> 00:33:43,818 One nil to me 384 00:33:44,117 --> 00:33:45,730 and your name is 385 00:33:47,562 --> 00:33:50,375 Micheal Jackson 386 00:33:51,007 --> 00:33:53,224 You need some more plastic surgery Micheal 387 00:34:19,772 --> 00:34:20,873 Oboe 388 00:34:25,684 --> 00:34:28,505 Bexy, Bexy 389 00:34:32,542 --> 00:34:33,647 Grab his arm 390 00:34:41,759 --> 00:34:43,768 An the other one Give us it 391 00:35:10,564 --> 00:35:12,508 Come on lets go, go 392 00:35:49,018 --> 00:35:50,491 Yeah cheers mate 393 00:36:26,126 --> 00:36:29,442 Hello, yeah can I speak to the poof with the blonde hair 394 00:36:29,443 --> 00:36:30,443 Bexy boy 395 00:36:31,498 --> 00:36:34,624 So what's this then, you got a partime job as an alarm call or something 396 00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:36,440 Yeah, yeah you could say that 397 00:36:36,482 --> 00:36:38,377 You still got your curlers in love 398 00:36:38,378 --> 00:36:40,780 Here, you spoke to your boy in the BMW lately 399 00:36:40,781 --> 00:36:41,742 No, not yet, why 400 00:36:41,743 --> 00:36:45,531 Nah of course he probably aint..... We had a little meet with him, didn't we, on the motorway 401 00:36:45,532 --> 00:36:49,683 We fixed his motor for him, They don't half burn well them German jobs, don't they 402 00:36:49,710 --> 00:36:51,875 It's getting to be a bit of a speciality with you isn't it 403 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:56,192 Smashing up cars Is that what you're planning to do in Europe 404 00:36:57,098 --> 00:37:01,742 I bet there aint a BMW IN Germany that aint parked on a kerbside shitting itself already Yeti 405 00:37:01,743 --> 00:37:04,605 Well at least you've finally clocked on its me that's going and not you 406 00:37:04,606 --> 00:37:09,919 Listen my son, the only place you're going is the mortuary, 'cause you aint got the bottle to have it with me 407 00:37:10,008 --> 00:37:12,968 I know you're well gutted Bexy 'cause you're giving it the cool one 408 00:37:12,969 --> 00:37:17,546 You'll be the gutted one on Saturday, I'm gonna fillet you, you got that 409 00:37:18,052 --> 00:37:19,912 You want to look over your shoulder boy 410 00:37:19,913 --> 00:37:23,428 'cause I am going to engrave my name all over your arse boss 411 00:37:23,429 --> 00:37:27,097 I didn't think you knew how to get down here, aint had the bottle to come before have you 412 00:37:27,796 --> 00:37:31,331 Do you want directions No I`ll just stick my head out the window and follow my nose 413 00:37:32,172 --> 00:37:33,751 I'll see you Saturday 414 00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:38,793 Shit, come here, give it to Daddy, give it to Daddy 415 00:37:39,535 --> 00:37:42,358 Sue Sue Sue 416 00:37:43,145 --> 00:37:44,878 Right hospital, hospital, come on 417 00:37:44,879 --> 00:37:47,482 Oh Jesus Christ Jesus Christ 418 00:37:47,483 --> 00:37:48,483 I'm sorry babes, look I was on the phone 419 00:37:48,484 --> 00:37:50,481 You're too fucking late Bexy 420 00:38:01,835 --> 00:38:04,557 My Baby 421 00:39:17,342 --> 00:39:18,506 Will you stop 422 00:39:20,288 --> 00:39:22,095 Yeah yeah, I told you 423 00:39:22,096 --> 00:39:23,396 When 424 00:39:27,150 --> 00:39:28,598 I need the buzz 425 00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:33,824 Go and buy a bloody bee hive then 426 00:39:35,907 --> 00:39:37,608 That's almost funny 427 00:39:44,618 --> 00:39:46,853 I've got to have him 428 00:39:47,154 --> 00:39:49,025 You know that 429 00:39:52,053 --> 00:39:54,774 You saw what he did to the motor 430 00:40:08,450 --> 00:40:09,556 What's a matter with her 431 00:40:09,753 --> 00:40:12,170 I'm not exactly flavour of the month at the moment 432 00:40:12,171 --> 00:40:14,347 Yeah well the feelings not entirely alien to me Sime babe 433 00:40:14,348 --> 00:40:15,848 Yeah why's that 434 00:40:16,314 --> 00:40:18,774 Little Sammy, he's cut his mouth on my stanley 435 00:40:18,775 --> 00:40:19,775 He alright 436 00:40:19,776 --> 00:40:22,268 Oh yeah fine, loves the attention 437 00:40:22,299 --> 00:40:23,845 Scared the shit out of me though 438 00:40:24,796 --> 00:40:26,105 It's a mess isn't it 439 00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:28,427 You had anyone look at it 440 00:40:28,428 --> 00:40:32,605 No not yet, I've got to do some work on it before I get the Insurers in 441 00:40:32,606 --> 00:40:33,606 Why, what you going to do 442 00:40:33,941 --> 00:40:38,425 I don't know really, Billy reckons he can make it look like an electrical fault and going to burn the engine out at the weekend 443 00:40:39,664 --> 00:40:41,229 What for 444 00:40:42,746 --> 00:40:45,115 Make it look like an electrical fault 445 00:40:45,630 --> 00:40:49,498 Well I can't just say the inside caught fire, can I, not with the engine pounded to bits 446 00:40:49,499 --> 00:40:51,199 Yeah well it's vandalism isn't it 447 00:40:51,587 --> 00:40:52,681 You're covered 448 00:40:52,682 --> 00:40:53,682 Yeah probably 449 00:40:54,734 --> 00:40:57,093 I'm going to make sure it's a complete right off 450 00:40:57,877 --> 00:40:59,551 I fancy a new one 451 00:40:59,552 --> 00:41:02,074 Well keep Saturday free, we'll go right after Yeti 452 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:03,775 Nah 453 00:41:04,665 --> 00:41:07,160 Come on don't get depressed, that's what he wants isn't it 454 00:41:07,161 --> 00:41:11,762 I dont give a toss what some thumb sucker south of the border thinks of me Bex it's getting ridiculous this is boss 455 00:41:11,763 --> 00:41:13,581 Yeah, I know, so we're going to put him out of the frame aren't we 456 00:41:13,582 --> 00:41:15,488 Yeah well you can do it without me 457 00:41:19,740 --> 00:41:20,970 Ok 458 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,862 Well I did Oboe for Yusef 459 00:41:24,463 --> 00:41:25,782 I might as well do the Yeti for you 460 00:41:25,783 --> 00:41:29,039 Don't do nothing for me Bex, Just let it drop 461 00:41:29,340 --> 00:41:32,211 What's the rush, he'll still be around next week 462 00:41:32,212 --> 00:41:33,212 No he won't 463 00:41:34,491 --> 00:41:40,583 Yeah alright I bottled it, so what, look if I'm going to have a ruck with someone it's because someone wants to fight me, right, simple as that 464 00:41:40,584 --> 00:41:42,473 Oh what and the Yeti don't want to 465 00:41:42,474 --> 00:41:44,116 No not really no 466 00:41:44,717 --> 00:41:48,301 He has it on his toes all the time doesn't he, gets his kicks smahing up property, right 467 00:41:48,302 --> 00:41:52,363 Sniper stuff that Bex, your car,my car 468 00:41:52,398 --> 00:41:56,425 I ain't interested mate, kids stuff 469 00:42:03,460 --> 00:42:04,945 Crap 470 00:42:04,946 --> 00:42:12,868 I don't know why you're so keen, one more little trip down the Bailey and the next time you'll see that kid of yours you'll be a grandfather 471 00:43:19,578 --> 00:43:21,604 Alright Wes mate, is Yusef in 472 00:43:21,662 --> 00:43:23,294 Piss off Bissell 473 00:43:23,972 --> 00:43:27,935 Oi don't get heavy with me Wesley, I'd hate to annihilate you in the comfort of your own home 474 00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:29,435 Oi 475 00:43:32,409 --> 00:43:33,036 Yo 476 00:43:34,244 --> 00:43:35,655 Does it hurt 477 00:43:35,656 --> 00:43:36,656 Happy 478 00:43:36,657 --> 00:43:37,957 I'm delirious Wes, what's with you 479 00:43:37,958 --> 00:43:41,347 Oh nothing man, it's really good seeing your little brother sliced up 480 00:43:41,348 --> 00:43:42,748 Yeah, you want to see the other geezer 481 00:43:42,749 --> 00:43:44,669 I couldn't give a shit about the other geezer 482 00:43:45,487 --> 00:43:47,391 You're getting on my nerves Wesley 483 00:43:51,242 --> 00:43:52,087 Oi 484 00:43:52,385 --> 00:43:55,190 I don't ask him to come, right, he knows what's going down 485 00:43:55,191 --> 00:43:57,186 But you stood your ground though didn't you son 486 00:43:57,365 --> 00:43:59,365 Yeah me and Snowy put him out of the frame for you Ok 487 00:43:59,366 --> 00:44:02,464 Oh ethnic bonding ritual, right on brother 488 00:44:02,524 --> 00:44:06,506 He would be smiling right now, only it would split his cheeks open, know what I mean 489 00:44:06,507 --> 00:44:08,010 Doing the Yeti Saturday 490 00:44:08,045 --> 00:44:08,719 I'll come 491 00:44:09,222 --> 00:44:10,837 Don't be stupid, you talk to much 492 00:44:10,838 --> 00:44:12,734 Anyway, get yourself fit for Europe boss 493 00:44:12,735 --> 00:44:13,734 Piss off Bex 494 00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:15,650 Do you ever get the feeling you're not wanted 495 00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:17,782 Take care champ 496 00:44:21,299 --> 00:44:24,184 Wes mate, how can I put this 497 00:44:25,712 --> 00:44:27,021 I can't 498 00:44:28,795 --> 00:44:30,462 You're out of your league son 499 00:44:31,062 --> 00:44:32,469 Take care Sef 500 00:44:38,107 --> 00:44:39,661 The mans an animal 501 00:44:40,675 --> 00:44:42,259 We've had enough of him What do you mean 502 00:44:42,330 --> 00:44:46,529 Well it's no buzz is it chasing someone who has it on there toes all the time, that's fox hunting that is isn't it 503 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,788 I don't know what you'r talking about son 504 00:44:49,336 --> 00:44:51,216 Yeah well you never saw the state of the motor did you 505 00:44:51,217 --> 00:44:54,220 Oh so the big brave Hornchurch boys are bottling it are they 506 00:44:54,221 --> 00:44:56,792 No I never said that, it's just pissing us off that's all 507 00:44:56,793 --> 00:44:59,231 Well that's what it looks like from where I'm standing squire 508 00:44:59,349 --> 00:45:02,330 Bex are we still going to sort the Yeti if Simon, Beef and that lot don't want to have him 509 00:45:02,948 --> 00:45:04,800 Well someones got to fly the flag haven't they 510 00:45:05,079 --> 00:45:06,809 Yeah well Beef don't seem to think so 511 00:45:07,663 --> 00:45:08,478 It's all in hand Aitch 512 00:45:08,479 --> 00:45:10,400 Bit of a loser all round aren't you Beef 513 00:45:10,401 --> 00:45:12,041 Oh if you say so Nunky 514 00:45:14,413 --> 00:45:16,742 Well I'm of to the bogs, see if I'm still man enough to have a piss 515 00:45:16,743 --> 00:45:18,653 Do you want to buy my magnifying glass 516 00:45:18,654 --> 00:45:21,992 No it's alright darling, I'll get someone else to help me look, it'll be more funny 517 00:45:22,662 --> 00:45:23,891 Bagsy me 518 00:45:29,339 --> 00:45:31,607 What's a matter with you, someone been screwing your wife again 519 00:45:32,127 --> 00:45:33,412 Well someone has to 520 00:45:34,699 --> 00:45:36,457 You're getting up everyones nose tonight aren't you 521 00:45:36,492 --> 00:45:37,673 What're you talking about 522 00:45:39,799 --> 00:45:41,344 What're you doing here anyway 523 00:45:41,345 --> 00:45:45,607 Y'know if you want to bottle it Beef thats ok with me, but don't come down here and try and take the rest of the crew with you 524 00:45:45,608 --> 00:45:47,538 Oh come on Bex I wouldn't do that,I was just passing 525 00:45:47,539 --> 00:45:48,539 Yeah well pass off then 526 00:45:49,975 --> 00:45:53,525 Confucius say, man who bottles out gets bottling, know what I mean 527 00:45:53,671 --> 00:45:55,486 It's just talk Bex, I'll be there 528 00:45:56,484 --> 00:45:59,306 No you won't, I'm dropping you 529 00:45:59,788 --> 00:46:03,043 Take the weekend off, go fishing or something 530 00:46:03,489 --> 00:46:05,425 Aahh, I don't understand, what you getting so heavy about 531 00:46:05,426 --> 00:46:09,236 You're scaring up the snipers, and I need my trojan horse for Saturday 532 00:46:09,833 --> 00:46:11,342 I can do with out that 533 00:46:12,016 --> 00:46:13,619 and I can do without you 534 00:46:13,620 --> 00:46:14,933 I didn't know 535 00:46:16,180 --> 00:46:18,583 You're giving me the right raving hump my son 536 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,810 I make a bad enemy Beef 537 00:46:23,658 --> 00:46:25,049 Avoid me 538 00:46:39,347 --> 00:46:42,201 Oi feast your eyes on this, this is Mandy 539 00:46:42,236 --> 00:46:43,359 Are you Clive Bissell 540 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:44,360 Yeah why 541 00:46:44,361 --> 00:46:45,361 Right 542 00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:52,087 Bexy mate, you've pulled there, you've had it there mate 543 00:46:52,088 --> 00:46:53,088 It's your birthday isn't it 544 00:46:53,089 --> 00:46:54,089 No, why 545 00:46:54,090 --> 00:46:55,956 Look, do you want to hear this or not 546 00:46:55,957 --> 00:46:56,957 Go on then 547 00:46:58,024 --> 00:47:01,063 Shut up Nunk What is it with you 548 00:47:01,198 --> 00:47:01,828 Oh 549 00:47:02,746 --> 00:47:03,629 Trig 550 00:47:03,630 --> 00:47:09,665 Your brains will drip like spaghetti off the end of a Bucko machete, if you're south of the border you're well out of order and you'll die at the hands of the Yeti 551 00:47:09,666 --> 00:47:11,066 Oi wait a minute, wait a minute 552 00:47:11,067 --> 00:47:14,106 That is well out of order right, well out of order 553 00:47:14,107 --> 00:47:15,787 Well out of order Trig, take it easy 554 00:47:15,996 --> 00:47:18,286 Come on, well what're we going to do about it, it's well out of order 555 00:47:18,287 --> 00:47:20,228 Will I do me belly dance now 556 00:47:21,022 --> 00:47:22,118 You what 557 00:47:26,501 --> 00:47:30,146 Lets get something straight, when that kid is in this house he's safe, right 558 00:47:30,147 --> 00:47:31,147 What're you talking about he is safe 559 00:47:31,148 --> 00:47:35,305 Oh yeah yeah, most folks leave stanley knives lying around the house don't they 560 00:47:35,306 --> 00:47:36,306 What're you talking about 561 00:47:36,307 --> 00:47:38,969 I've had enough of your big boys games Bex Yeah yeah 562 00:47:38,970 --> 00:47:40,127 Don't turn your back on me 563 00:47:40,128 --> 00:47:45,988 I aint turning me back I'm getting a drink aren't I, I aint exactly fucking running away, I'm going to hear your nagging voice wherever I fucking go 564 00:47:46,061 --> 00:47:47,061 Yeah too right 565 00:47:47,062 --> 00:47:50,413 Look it is late, you're tired, etc etc etc 566 00:47:50,414 --> 00:47:54,795 I have said I am sorry, y'know I am sorry, I am more sorry than you know 567 00:47:54,796 --> 00:47:57,852 I've to put up with all this emotional crap, I don't see why 568 00:47:57,853 --> 00:48:00,636 He's alright and I told you it won't happen again 569 00:48:00,637 --> 00:48:03,828 He could of swallowed it, he could of poked his eye out Yeah but he never 570 00:48:03,863 --> 00:48:07,020 You fucking nutter, I do not want you to carry a blade in this house, right 571 00:48:07,021 --> 00:48:09,621 This is a normal house with normal people 572 00:48:09,622 --> 00:48:13,006 I don't want to live with a 30 year old boot boy, you're a fucking joke 573 00:48:13,007 --> 00:48:14,230 I don't see anyone laughing at me 574 00:48:14,231 --> 00:48:17,294 No no you don't no they won't laugh at you, well not to your face anyway 575 00:48:17,295 --> 00:48:19,876 But they laugh at me darling for putting up with you 576 00:48:19,877 --> 00:48:25,512 You don't see it, but what I want to know is what's so bad about being normal eh, what's wrong with being bloody normal 577 00:48:25,513 --> 00:48:27,075 I told you, I need the buzz 578 00:48:27,076 --> 00:48:28,949 Well buy a bloody bee-hive then 579 00:48:28,950 --> 00:48:29,775 That's almost funny that is 580 00:48:29,810 --> 00:48:32,904 Oh look don't follow me about, it's like showing a punter around an house 581 00:48:32,905 --> 00:48:35,220 Well stop keep walking away from me then 582 00:48:35,221 --> 00:48:38,469 Right, I want you to stop and I mean it this time 583 00:48:38,470 --> 00:48:40,230 I told you I will When 584 00:48:40,231 --> 00:48:41,644 When you stop Stop what 585 00:48:41,645 --> 00:48:43,451 When it's my corpse on the floor 586 00:48:43,486 --> 00:48:45,242 You're a fucking animal, do you know that 587 00:48:45,243 --> 00:48:46,243 Who me Yeah pathetic 588 00:48:46,244 --> 00:48:48,718 Well I told you I have just got to have him 589 00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:53,085 Right if you want to carry on like a kid you can go back to your Mothers, go on piss off 590 00:48:53,086 --> 00:48:56,130 I want to live with a grown up Bex not a 30 year old hooligan 591 00:48:56,131 --> 00:48:57,131 Don't give the ultimatum 592 00:48:57,132 --> 00:49:01,508 I just have, you go chasing that leery git you don't stay here 593 00:49:01,989 --> 00:49:03,460 Suits me 594 00:49:06,265 --> 00:49:12,474 Oh, oh yeah yeah that's right, yeah go on back to your Mummys, go on, kid 595 00:49:14,110 --> 00:49:16,305 Do you want to see me across the road 596 00:49:17,790 --> 00:49:21,961 That's it girl, go on kick the door down, give me something to do at the weekend 597 00:49:24,233 --> 00:49:25,657 Bex 598 00:49:26,847 --> 00:49:30,429 What's a matter love, feeling lonely already 599 00:49:58,220 --> 00:49:59,220 Shit 600 00:50:08,765 --> 00:50:09,754 Oi 601 00:50:12,378 --> 00:50:14,383 Hold on 602 00:50:14,384 --> 00:50:15,383 Alright I'm coming 603 00:50:15,384 --> 00:50:16,384 Come on hurry up 604 00:50:21,734 --> 00:50:23,404 What the hell are you doing here 605 00:50:23,405 --> 00:50:25,412 I've got a couple of punters with me, show them around the house 606 00:50:25,413 --> 00:50:26,413 What's going on 607 00:50:26,414 --> 00:50:28,470 Ain't Mum told you, you're selling up 608 00:50:28,977 --> 00:50:29,890 He only looked 609 00:50:29,925 --> 00:50:31,357 You staying the night 610 00:50:31,452 --> 00:50:32,958 Yeah how much do you charge 611 00:50:32,959 --> 00:50:35,275 Well you always did treat the place like a hotel 612 00:50:35,276 --> 00:50:37,099 Your night-porters uniform could do with letting out 613 00:50:38,764 --> 00:50:40,699 I'll put the kettle on 614 00:51:20,033 --> 00:51:21,754 Come on then darling, open your handbag 615 00:51:22,175 --> 00:51:23,315 Christmas 616 00:51:23,736 --> 00:51:25,965 Well I think you're bleeding pathetic 617 00:51:25,966 --> 00:51:29,176 Pater you're just the ph-ph-ph-photographer ok 618 00:51:29,577 --> 00:51:33,244 In my day we would of rushed up the Old Kent road and kicked the shite out of them 619 00:51:33,245 --> 00:51:36,844 All this shows is that none of you have got any bottle if you ask me 620 00:51:37,245 --> 00:51:38,929 Well no one did 621 00:51:38,930 --> 00:51:40,861 This is a precision raid, right 622 00:51:40,862 --> 00:51:41,862 Right Yeah right 623 00:51:42,316 --> 00:51:44,250 It's like cutting out a cancer 624 00:51:44,251 --> 00:51:45,863 You should of done him Sunday 625 00:51:45,864 --> 00:51:46,864 I said that Bill 626 00:51:46,865 --> 00:51:50,194 Don't take no shit, sort them out straight away, I learned that in the army 627 00:51:50,195 --> 00:51:53,848 You ever, you ever get that sort of feeling where you think you've heard something before 628 00:51:53,948 --> 00:51:55,911 Shut it will you Yeah dejavu mate yeah 629 00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:59,282 Nah don't use that language in front of the snipers 630 00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:02,661 What's a matter with you, are you brain dead or something 631 00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:06,133 Nah, I left mine at home didn't I, it seemed like the best thing to do 632 00:52:07,602 --> 00:52:11,746 Here don't worry about Dominic girls, its nerves 633 00:52:11,747 --> 00:52:15,299 This time next week my son you're going to be a local hero 634 00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:16,300 A living leg end 635 00:52:16,689 --> 00:52:24,947 When you walk into the pub they're going to point at you and say "Look there goes Dominic, the man who led the Inter City Crew raid on the Buccaneers, he's going to fly the flag in Europe" 636 00:52:25,448 --> 00:52:28,150 Well either that or you'll be dead it's difficult to say really 637 00:52:29,138 --> 00:52:31,007 Anyway lets cut the bollocks 638 00:52:31,908 --> 00:52:33,922 Are we going to have this team photo or what 639 00:52:33,923 --> 00:52:35,437 Right everyone hold something 640 00:52:35,438 --> 00:52:36,838 Oh God not another orgy mate 641 00:52:36,839 --> 00:52:37,839 Don't muck about Snowy 642 00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:38,840 Alright 643 00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:41,079 But I'll give you a good run mate 644 00:52:43,948 --> 00:52:45,190 Right lets be having you 645 00:52:45,191 --> 00:52:46,563 Oi take it easy with that Trig 646 00:52:46,564 --> 00:52:48,424 Come on hurry up hurry up 647 00:52:49,059 --> 00:52:49,784 Don't be so lippy 648 00:52:51,625 --> 00:52:53,358 Get it right Alright, alright 649 00:52:54,043 --> 00:52:55,527 Give it some, go on give it some 650 00:52:55,528 --> 00:52:57,977 All look vicious 651 00:53:02,432 --> 00:53:04,047 Come on Bill, come on Bill 652 00:53:04,048 --> 00:53:05,248 You're pathetic 653 00:53:05,249 --> 00:53:09,510 Come on Bill, come on hurry up, alright here we go here we go 654 00:53:09,511 --> 00:53:13,418 All for one and one for all 655 00:53:13,745 --> 00:53:15,267 We'll break your legs 656 00:53:20,091 --> 00:53:23,789 Great mate that will come out a treat, come out a treat mate 657 00:53:23,790 --> 00:53:26,704 I don't know what we're getting so excited about, you forgot the flash 658 00:53:28,548 --> 00:53:30,206 Why so unhappy girls 659 00:53:33,396 --> 00:53:36,039 Look it ain't bottling Bex it's it's just 660 00:53:37,718 --> 00:53:39,837 It's just bloody stupid that's all 661 00:53:39,902 --> 00:53:44,052 I mean it was daft enough 11 of us going to Birmingham right, and now there's only 6 662 00:53:44,053 --> 00:53:45,592 It's just suicide Bex 663 00:53:48,577 --> 00:53:50,265 So I'm daft now am I 664 00:53:50,266 --> 00:53:54,028 No look he didn't mean it like that Bex Well it sounded like it to me 665 00:53:55,509 --> 00:53:56,587 Bex 666 00:53:56,588 --> 00:53:58,520 I thought you told me this man was well hard, eh 667 00:53:58,521 --> 00:53:59,821 Yeah Bex he is, he is 668 00:53:59,822 --> 00:54:02,659 Except I've got this aversion to getting myself killed yeah 669 00:54:03,159 --> 00:54:06,739 'mon, come on 670 00:54:07,226 --> 00:54:08,570 Lets have you 671 00:54:09,199 --> 00:54:10,994 Come on lets have it 672 00:54:20,374 --> 00:54:23,088 You don't talk like that to me, see 673 00:54:23,089 --> 00:54:25,387 'cause you ain't earned the right 674 00:54:27,036 --> 00:54:29,609 I'm going to give you a little lecture now Dominic 675 00:54:30,974 --> 00:54:32,727 Do you know what Sociology is 676 00:54:32,728 --> 00:54:36,354 Eh I do, I've got an A-level in it, clever git aren't I 677 00:54:38,324 --> 00:54:41,623 Sociology is the study of social problems 678 00:54:41,624 --> 00:54:45,176 Now you, you got a big social problem boss 679 00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,217 Come on Bex, we're on your side 680 00:54:47,218 --> 00:54:50,404 Well you've got a funny way of showing it ain't you 681 00:54:54,807 --> 00:54:59,258 You see Dom, Simon and Beef can run away, they live ten miles out 682 00:54:59,259 --> 00:55:02,138 Y'know they can hide if they want to, but you 683 00:55:02,202 --> 00:55:06,557 This is your Manor, you've got to walk up and down the street every fucking night 684 00:55:06,726 --> 00:55:10,121 and you're going to see me everywhere 685 00:55:10,122 --> 00:55:14,058 and I don't like seeing people who let me down 'cause it makes me mad 686 00:55:19,018 --> 00:55:20,801 So you're in 687 00:55:22,260 --> 00:55:23,893 Both of you 688 00:55:26,263 --> 00:55:28,708 Right up the pointed end 689 00:55:31,361 --> 00:55:33,496 That's peer group pressure that is 690 00:55:35,402 --> 00:55:36,978 It's a real bastard 691 00:55:43,825 --> 00:55:45,827 Alright, you alright 692 00:55:48,208 --> 00:55:50,209 Right lads back in the toybox, come on 693 00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,621 You alright son 694 00:56:06,361 --> 00:56:07,946 Yeah mate 695 00:56:19,443 --> 00:56:22,586 Y'know he was right, you should of used the flash 696 00:56:27,569 --> 00:56:30,785 Dad do us a favour, get the hoover out 697 00:56:31,237 --> 00:56:33,312 I'll put the kettle on as well if you like 698 00:56:34,556 --> 00:56:35,978 2 sugars 699 00:56:39,257 --> 00:56:40,446 There we are 700 00:56:41,203 --> 00:56:43,301 Off to work we go, eh Bexy 701 00:56:44,639 --> 00:56:45,566 Hi ho 702 00:56:55,804 --> 00:56:57,944 Who is it Police love, can you open up 703 00:56:58,475 --> 00:57:01,043 What, you got a pass or something We've got a warrent, can you open up please 704 00:57:01,157 --> 00:57:02,244 What for 705 00:57:02,245 --> 00:57:03,645 Does Clive Bissell live here 706 00:57:04,149 --> 00:57:05,246 Yeah why 707 00:57:05,248 --> 00:57:09,849 We've got a warrent to search the premises, and we would like to ask him a few questions, that's all 708 00:57:10,469 --> 00:57:12,658 Any chance of coming in 709 00:57:16,980 --> 00:57:19,198 Hey hold on a minute there's a baby up there 710 00:57:20,061 --> 00:57:21,408 Are you Mrs Bissell 711 00:57:21,409 --> 00:57:22,108 yeah 712 00:57:22,109 --> 00:57:24,797 Better get your hubby up love, my freind can be a bit rude 713 00:57:24,798 --> 00:57:27,710 My hubby is well gone, love 714 00:57:27,711 --> 00:57:28,711 What 715 00:57:29,655 --> 00:57:31,256 Watch my lips 716 00:57:31,441 --> 00:57:33,465 He is not here 717 00:57:35,730 --> 00:57:36,666 You, out 718 00:57:59,999 --> 00:58:01,329 Anything Nothing 719 00:58:01,330 --> 00:58:03,271 Station Nothing there either 720 00:58:03,272 --> 00:58:04,865 Got to be inside then isn't it 721 00:58:06,190 --> 00:58:07,901 What, is he off his head or what 722 00:58:42,399 --> 00:58:45,974 I told you Bexys bottled it 723 00:58:49,625 --> 00:58:50,679 Are you sure 724 00:58:51,314 --> 00:58:53,839 On my life, he ain't here 725 00:58:59,119 --> 00:59:01,158 I told you he would boss 726 00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:34,212 Right 727 00:59:36,101 --> 00:59:37,473 Lets do it 728 01:00:04,681 --> 01:00:07,169 Where is he He's nowhere near, he's bottled it 729 01:00:07,170 --> 01:00:08,550 What's Bexy done 730 01:00:08,551 --> 01:00:10,164 He's bottled it 731 01:00:10,165 --> 01:00:10,978 What has he done 732 01:00:10,979 --> 01:00:12,584 He's bottled it 733 01:00:12,585 --> 01:00:13,970 I can't hear you 734 01:00:13,971 --> 01:00:15,178 He's bottled it 735 01:00:15,179 --> 01:00:16,179 Bottled it, Yeti he's bottled it 736 01:00:19,752 --> 01:00:22,686 Yeti Yeti Yeti 737 01:01:21,616 --> 01:01:23,887 Come on then, all of you 738 01:01:45,253 --> 01:01:47,471 Bexy 739 01:01:49,104 --> 01:01:50,685 Oh come on 740 01:02:34,779 --> 01:02:36,641 Oh bloody hell not you lot again 741 01:02:48,736 --> 01:02:53,468 We're going to Europe to do the Europeans, is that plain enough for you, alright 742 01:02:53,559 --> 01:02:55,459 All of them, all of them 743 01:02:55,460 --> 01:02:56,869 All of them 744 01:02:56,870 --> 01:02:57,870 Hold up, hold up 745 01:02:58,550 --> 01:03:03,608 For me, for me I'm going for Bexy 'cause he was top boy,right 746 01:03:03,609 --> 01:03:04,609 Yeah that's right 747 01:03:04,610 --> 01:03:09,158 He didn't die in vain, because we will come together 748 01:03:09,159 --> 01:03:13,843 Right the Buccaneers, the I.C.C. y'know we're all here 749 01:03:13,844 --> 01:03:16,766 Hornchurch, don't forget the Hornchurch 750 01:03:16,767 --> 01:03:17,767 We're all here 751 01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:22,045 and we're all going to Germany, we're all going 752 01:03:22,163 --> 01:03:25,482 Well it's dog eat dog isn't it, it's dog eat dog 753 01:03:25,635 --> 01:03:29,725 Well y'know, one man steps on my toe, I step on his, y'know what I'm saying 754 01:03:30,851 --> 01:03:34,429 Hold on hold on, it says in the Bible, an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth 755 01:03:34,430 --> 01:03:36,030 Well that's what we're going to do 756 01:03:36,566 --> 01:03:38,177 So in a way we're all Christians 757 01:03:38,178 --> 01:03:39,178 Yeaaaah 758 01:03:40,330 --> 01:03:44,424 He was visionary and he wanted a national Firm 759 01:03:44,425 --> 01:03:45,424 He had brains 760 01:03:45,425 --> 01:03:49,999 Yeah, and you had to come in on it 'cause it was visionary 761 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:53,163 He sorted it, for all of us Yeah,the man was special 762 01:03:54,163 --> 01:03:57,511 Bexys Firm But he lives on, Bexy lives on 763 01:03:57,546 --> 01:03:59,965 Bexy lives for all of us 764 01:04:00,268 --> 01:04:05,065 He's not dead, you can't say he's dead. We're carrying him, how can he be dead, because it's about belonging 765 01:04:05,066 --> 01:04:17,683 It's about belonging, it's about belonging and we all feel like we belong, y'know because of him, you can't say he's dead, we still belong.......BEXY BEXY 766 01:04:27,045 --> 01:04:32,026 No, listen, it's unfortunate I got this, but it's a buzz, we love doing it 767 01:04:32,027 --> 01:04:38,559 and we'll do it, an we'll do it anywhere, we'll go to Europe an do it or we'll do it in this country and they're not going to stop us 768 01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:41,556 Oi oi oi listen i'll tell you something mate, shut up right 769 01:04:41,557 --> 01:04:48,789 I tell you something, if they stop it at football, stop the rucks at football, we go boxing, we go snooker, we go darts 770 01:04:50,481 --> 01:04:52,947 Look at that, look at that, that's football 771 01:04:52,948 --> 01:04:53,948 What does that prove 772 01:04:53,949 --> 01:04:57,966 What do you mean it proves, it proves I stood, it proves I stood It proves he's a hardman 773 01:04:57,967 --> 01:05:01,271 See that, that's what it's all about mate, that's what it's all about 774 01:05:01,272 --> 01:05:03,698 England England England 775 01:05:11,348 --> 01:05:14,626 But we won 2 world wars.......... 776 01:05:22,119 --> 01:05:26,288 Here we go, here we go, here we go